Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Where the hell have I been!

Oh, nowhere.

Just at school.

GETTING AN "A"!

Yes, it's an "A-" but it's still in the "A" family, so suck it, haters.

And suck it, high school guidance counselor who said I shouldn't even bother with college. (Maybe because I had a crappy academic record there too, and maybe because I was pregnant, and maybe because you caught me skinny dipping after hours at Hillcrest Country Club. But, hey, you were moonlighting as a security guard there, so now who should be ashamed? Yeah, still me.)

Anyway.

Suck it, voice-in-my-head that said I wasn't bright enough to do well in school at 18 or 45. Clearly you were wrong. I give you an "F" for FAILING to see my potential. How do YOU like it voice-in-my-head?

And finally, suck it most of all to my GPA that is still a scathingly low 1.8 something even though I just got an "A". ("A-"). Shut up, voice-in-my-head!

I'm gonna keep going to college to get more knowledge while the rest of you go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

Sorry, that wasn't very nice. The "A" has changed me. My academic elitism shan't last long. (I say "shan't" now because I'm very intelligent.)

Alright, I'm going back into my school cave for Astronomy next so I bid you 'good morrow' (that's Shakespeare). He was a writer. From the 1500's. Romeo and Juliet? Oh, never mind. It's really difficult to have conversations outside the quad now.

LATE! (That's how college kids say goodbye.)

It's exhausting having to explain everything. 

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