Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Is it football season yet?

Hello, gorgeous.

This is our new quarterback, Minnesota.

Hiiiiiiii...

Even the Vikings know that when you're going through a rough patch, it helps to go buy something pretty.

His name is Christian Ponder.

He's 23.

He's from Texas. Or maybe Arizona. Who cares.

When he was in Kindergarten, his teacher told his parents he was so shy that she was worried he would get beat up.

Awwww.

Can he get any cuter?

He just did!

Well, I don't know jack about the gridiron, but I will be buying my first set of season tickets and I will be front and center come September...or is it August...can't it be June?

Maybe I'll just go drive really close to Winter Park, and "get a flat tire"... "in daisy dukes and a bikini top".

Gross. I'm 44.

Fine.

I'm totally getting a poster...and I'm making out with it...and I don't care what you say Tom Brady poster. It's over.


Skoll Vikings...(Sung like Marilyn Monroe sang Happy Birthday to JFK).

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